HUMOR
Fantastic Job Opportunities for Highly Audible People
Stay ahead of the pack — Loud-Funding is the new normal
Are you tired of artificial fandom while your favorite team plays to an empty sports stadium?
You’d love to be there but can only watch on TV.
Over the decades you adjusted to canned laughter in sitcoms. But those cued cheers by broadcasters can’t fool you.
You know genuine fans sound nothing close to those monotonous “Ahs” and “Oohs” looping every time your team scores a goal or gets a wicket. No crescendos or fading.
It’s worse than fake news.
Loud-Funding now offers you the chance to convert your living room commotion into bucks in the bank
We want to capture sounds of proper people with loud voices and prior experience in watching live sports events including clapping, whistling, swearing, and singing clean or bawdy songs.
Raising your voice has never been so lucrative.
We invite individuals of any age or gender, except for politicians, to send your CV with a demo recording.
