Agent 43 Reporting Out of Africa — Also Out of Disinfectant

Covidien Challenge

Did you recognize me? (Photo by Andreas Göllner on Pixabay)

I have deflected the attention of US Homeland Insecurity from my underhand activities by posing as a barber and cutting my husband’s hair. I did such an excellent job they want an appointment, but I told them I don’t work from home.